French Fries
WARNING: If you are too busy for breakfast, then skip lunch because you lose track of time do not under any circumstances let the first thing you put in your mouth be a fresh, hot well cooked French Fry. The greasy, salty, carb-loaded goodness will be absorbed directly through your recently neglected taste buds and will attack your nutritionally deprived brain. The next thing you know you will be using your finger to dab the last of the sesame seeds up off of the wrapper from your burger while wondering if it would be overkill to suck the salt out of the bottom of your French fry wrapper. Under ordinary circumstances you would eat most of the burger and some of the fries but instead you will be digging through the bag for any fries that may have gotten away from you.
To avoid such a tragedy you should always be sure to first take a bite of the burger when you are overly hungry. Maybe even make sure that you don’t fold down the wrapper all the way this way your first bite will have at least one bite of wax paper to help forego the instant attack on any self control you may possess.
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